I don't know how to handle it anymore. People are always talking about the government as being corrupt, but what about the greatest evil known to man right now.
That's right, "The WeatherMan". The weather man is the most inherently evil specimen known to man right now. Weathermen have messed with my sensibility so much that the other day I tried to sunbath on a snow sled. Further more I don't know whether or not to stay, come or go.
Unlike many theologians (which I am not) I believe that the antichrist will be a weatherman from Idaho. Think about all the criteria; persuasive speech, uniting the nations, "PEOPLE" who will listen to him. I believe all the information that we need is when in Revelation the Bible mentions seven stars, hello, weathermen are the biggest stars on the news. What more proof do we need.
Maybe I'll be a weather man, that way people will be so anxious for me to speak that it won't matter what comes out of my mouth. Why don't preachers have this "weatherman" anointing.
Now you have been warned. Be cautious, if I were you I would start storing canned food as well as umbrellas so we can be prepared for the final days.
Furthermore, be especially be careful of Jim Ganahl (which in hebrew means "Jesus Christ, the chosen one who will some day rule the earth by using a technique called the Doppler radar")
THE END IS NEAR!
